I met a man yesterday. He came to this house to figure out what is wrong with my foster mama’s air conditioning, and I followed him around like a loyal pup. (#CatsRuleDogsDrool and all that, but you people seem to like loyalty.) I rubbed against his legs and I supervised his work.
I could do all of that for you! All you need to do is adopt me. The first step is to meet me; email my foster mama (kittelach at gmail) and set up a time to come to this house.
P.S. Here’s me being cute at one of those dreadful adoption events.